One month of no web
Hey guys. If you need to contact me at all between now and June 21st, please text or call. I’m going to try to stay off of the Internet for a month so that I can encourage myself to live a more active lifestyle.
Peace out for now.
My Guide: Linebeck
Antagonist: Ganon
Item: The Lens of Truth
Title: The Wind Lens of Truth
I Start: Alone
And my otp ends up coming true.
Swimsuit Season
Created by ButterSafe
This is what a majority of my past summer vacations have looked like. Hopefully this one will be somewhat different.
And it’s real.
My brain just imploded on itself
wow
WOW
ok wtf seriously this is
i
wow
WHAT
THAT’S REALLY UNSETTLING.
my brain is crying
no
oh
Holy crap I never noticed this. Wow.
Gorrilaz on Abbey Road - Lines by *hop2pop
Mmmm; delicious, delicious Gorillaz fan art. The misspelling of the band name in the image title will never stop bugging me though.
Nen has been known to transform any rhinoceros into a lizard. Additionally, she has the power to take control of birds and she can tunnel through solid glass, however this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Nen has a remarkable combat sense, but only when angry. Also, she is able to absorb the damage from mental attacks and use it to boost her endurance and she has mastered the ability to spin like a whirlwind. Nen owns a spectacular breath-taking cloth refuge. Terribly, Nen is notorious for being foolish.
Nen has been known to transform any rhinoceros into a lizard
transform any rhinoceros into a lizard
TRANSFORM ANY RHINOCEROS INTO A LIZARD
Conrad Verner has a fantastic intelligence. He possesses the power to deflect psychic blasts and he has been known to spin like a whirlwind. Conrad Verner attacks wielding a cruel sword and he has the power to confuse the vision of a rival. Additionally, he developed the talent to transform his body into glass and he lords over a pattern of birds. Conrad Verner is able to tunnel through solid titanium and he can transform any earthworm into a horse, however only in the presence of a robot. Also, he has learned to communicate with spiders from a distance. Terribly, Conrad Verner is deathly afraid of antelopes.
WHY DOES THIS SEEM SO CANON?!
James Vega possesses the power to communicate with jellyfish verbally. He also has been known to take control of sorcerors and he has mastered the ability to launch ice blasts from his forehead toward a single rival. James Vega is able to view distant locations with his mind and he can steal the appearance of his foes and use it against them. He likewise has developed all of the powers and talents of a bee and he developed the talent to confuse the smell of an antagonist. Unfortunately, James Vega becomes sticky in the presence of air.
misi has developed all of the powers and talents of a sloth, but only in bright light. She likewise can transform any elk into fire and she can run along ramps of wood using a fantastic jetpack, however never when scared. misi has learned to sculpt and mold all string with a thought and she possesses the power to make butterflies appear from nowhere. Tragically, misi takes harm from exposure to silver.
ACCURATE
Antivian is able to deflect electricity. Also, she has been known to copy the weapons of her antagonists and she resists assailants using a cruel sword. Antivian has mastered the ability to tunnel through solid fire. Lamentably, Antivian struggles with being deaf.
Holy shit I sound like a BAMF.
Kegan has mastered the ability to transform any werewolf into gold. Additionally, he can become incredibly massive and he can view distant locations with his mind. Kegan has a staggering charisma, but only in darkness. He likewise is able to spin like a whirlwind and he rides a phenomenal skateboard into battle, however this power only lasts six seconds at a time. Kegan has learned to make wolves appear from nowhere. Lamentably, Kegan is notorious for being slimy.
- FUCK YES! I CAN TURN WEREWOLVES INTO GOLD!
- AND I HAVE “CHARISMA IN THE DARK” (AKA I FUCK BITCHES)
- I CAN SPIN LIKE A WHIRLWIND!
- I CAN RIDE A PHENOMENAL SKATEBOARD (for 6 seconds longer than I can irl)
- I CAN SUMMON MOTHERFUCKING WOLVES
- MY ONE WEAKNESS IS THAT I’M SLIMY
Bad asssssScuttlemouse possesses the power to view distant locations with her mind. Additionally, she can sculpt and mold all water with a thought and she has the power to absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it toward a distant area. Scuttlemouse is known for her staggering fortitude and she developed the talent to make duplicates of herself. She also has learned to transform any goat into a cockroach and she is able to absorb the damage from most physical attacks and use it to amplify her ability to sense child, but only during a full moon. Unfortunately, Scuttlemouse endures the burden of being insane.
- Okay so I absorb BOTH Physical and Mental attacks, I can redirect the mental attacks.
- I can sculpt and mold water and make duplicates of myself
- I can..TRANSFORM ANY GOAT INTO A COCKROACH
- I can use my mental absorption to sense child..only during a full moon
- I AM INSANE. WELL REALLY? I COULD NOT TELL.
Mystrich has mastered the ability to confuse the thinking of an opponent. He possesses the power to absorb the damage from mental attacks and use it to boost his talent at innuendo and he has the power to copy the weapons of his combatants. Mystrich can block javelins and deflect them against multiple attackers and he is able to communicate with sharks through a mental link. Additionally, he is known for his unheard-of proficiency at jumping, however doing so drains his danger sense for five minutes. Mystrich is protected from damage by body armor. Terribly, Mystrich becomes powerless in the presence of water.
SMoooreInsomniac can view distant locations with her mind. Additionally, she developed the talent to communicate with giraffes through a mental link, but can only do so eight times a day. SMoooreInsomniac is able to make cats appear from nowhere and she has the power to absorb the damage from most physical attacks and use it to augment her combat sense. Additionally, she has a reputation for a remarkable resilience and she has learned to force werewolves into a deep sleep, however only while carrying her bracelets. Unfortunately, SMoooreInsomniac takes harm from exposure to plastic.
Under the Booty
“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”
WHAT THE FUCK
IT’S ACTUALLY WELL DONWE Ljahtkj
May Giveaway: Legend of Zelda merch + Sale
Hey fellow tumblrers & tumblrettes, this month I’ll be giving away three of my LoZ fanart merchandise to three lucky winners. As a bonus, I’ll be having a sale on Hylian Shield and Full Heart Container necklaces in my shop for the duration of the giveaway.
Prizes
- First draw: Rosewood box inlaid with the Hylian crest
- Second draw: Full Heart Container necklace
- Third draw: Hylian Shield necklace
Rules
- Reblog this post once
- Likes/follows do not count
- Giveaway ends May 15th, Saturday at 10pm PST
- Winner will be announced and contacted on Sunday
It’s dangerous to go alone, reblog this!
Exactly.
A kid on facebook made this his status YESTERDAY to beat people to it. Life failure
THANK YOU!!! Shut the fourth up!
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